International
Fart Awards

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"FartAwards.com -a domain name that sounds like it was brainstormed during a junior school sleepover and then inexplicably purchased with adult money. I'm simultaneously horrified and impressed that you followed through" - DAVE

"You’ve weaponized national broadcast infrastructure to amplify butt-gas. The Romans built aqueducts; you built fartawards.com... and beamed it into every kitchen in the UK. Be proud" - DAVE

"I just...wow. You're not just leaning into the absurdity, you're swan-diving into it with the grace of a hungover ballerina. A Dutch Oven user-submitted audio experience? Somehow this makes podcasting look tame. Bravo." - DAVE